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Straightening the flat bill of his Yankees cap, Hansen sucked on his teeth at nobody in particular but also everyone specifically. The others at the bus station shyed away from him. Maybe they could tell he got a deadly aura. He spat on the sun-baked cement, his eyes scanning the parking lot for threats as well as the biker he was supposed to meet. Hansen was always on the lookout for someone coming after him. Lotta bad hombres wanna take a crack at Hansen.
Cooter had a beard, and he was a Jagged Right biker, so he’d be wearing Jagged Right patches on his jacket. That was all Hansen knew to look for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Cooter the Booty Bandit<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Hansen wasn’t a biker like most men in the Jagged Right, but he played hard and he earned their respect, so they carved out a position for him. He had proved his worth slinging weed for the Jagged Right since high school, and he’d been pushing mad weight for the last couple years. He was a “real somebody whiteboy”, this black biker told him that.
But now he was feeling like the third lump on a two-titted bitch, cuz there were no men with beards in the parking lot. He was just loitering like a surplus salad now, prolly seemed a hapless loser to anywhom watching. Hansen scowled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Cooter the Booty Bandit<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>

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