{"id":3388,"date":"2026-04-02T07:18:16","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T07:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=3388"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:14:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:14:08","slug":"never-marry-a-delaware-bitch-thats-rule-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/02\/never-marry-a-delaware-bitch-thats-rule-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Never marry a Delaware bitch. That&#8217;s Rule One"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"687\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gordon-1-687x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-668 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gordon-1-687x1024.jpg 687w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gordon-1-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gordon-1-768x1144.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gordon-1.jpg 784w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>&#8220;Blue hatchback with Delaware tags.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Oh a Delaware bitch? Never marry a Delaware bitch, Gordon. That&#8217;s Rule One,&#8221; Mason said softly. He giggled girlishly and clutched Gordon&#8217;s bicep. &#8220;She&#8217;s remarkably stable and nice for a Delaware bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/13\/mason-men-who-need-a-nut\/\">Mason &amp; Men Who Need a Nut<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oh a Delaware bitch? Never marry a Delaware bitch, Gordon. That&#8217;s Rule One,&#8221; Mason said softly. He giggled girlishly and clutched Gordon&#8217;s bicep. &#8220;She&#8217;s remarkably stable and nice for a Delaware bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,1357,655],"tags":[1277,1358,1992,1923,921],"places":[],"class_list":["post-3388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-delaware-why-is-it-like-that","category-mason","tag-cars","tag-delaware","tag-featuring-husbands","tag-featuring-wives","tag-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3389,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions\/3389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=3388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}