{"id":3383,"date":"2026-04-02T07:15:12","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T07:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=3383"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:14:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:14:09","slug":"plumbers-still-out-there-making-bank-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/02\/plumbers-still-out-there-making-bank-yall\/","title":{"rendered":"Plumbers still out there making bank, y&#8217;all!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-cover.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-362 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-cover.png 512w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-cover-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 85vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>&#8220;Where is this cabin, the nineteenth century? Shit, nigga!&#8221; Rico stamped his foot, furrowing his handsome forehead at the buckets like they might turn into a shower somehow. He phoned out to see if he got a app that could build, deliver and install plumbing before his next poop.<br>But there ain&#8217;t no such app. Not everything&#8217;s a phone yet! Plumbers still out there making bank, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/13\/the-ex-con-the-prettyboy-thug-and-gang-loyalty\/\">The Ex-Con, the Prettyboy Thug and Gang Loyalty<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He phoned out to see if he got a app that could build, deliver and install plumbing before his next poop.<br \/>\nBut there ain&#8217;t no such app. Not everything&#8217;s a phone yet! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,680,1256,693],"tags":[1352,1297,1353,1356,1354,1355,1142],"places":[],"class_list":["post-3383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-rico-salierez","category-things-fall-apart-the-center-can-not-hold","category-thumper-white","tag-19th-century","tag-apps","tag-cabins","tag-defecation","tag-plumbers","tag-plumbing","tag-smartphones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3384,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions\/3384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3383"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=3383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}