{"id":3276,"date":"2026-04-02T04:30:45","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T04:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=3276"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:13:50","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:13:50","slug":"i-sees-it-wit-my-ever-belovin-eyeballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/02\/i-sees-it-wit-my-ever-belovin-eyeballs\/","title":{"rendered":"I sees it wit&#8217; my ever-belovin&#8217; eyeballs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Steel-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-409 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Steel-3.jpg 720w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Steel-3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;You ain&#8217;t done quit. You is drunk right now, numbnut!&#8221; Steel wagged his finger at Mucker and gestured to the circle of empties all around. &#8220;You done lost a battle! This is a war, Mucker Talleus, and yo&#8217; forces is surrounded by enemy soldiers! They&#8217;s comin&#8217; at&#8217;choo wit&#8217; the whites of they eyes! I sees it wit&#8217; my ever-belovin&#8217; eyeballs. Let he with eyes do see!&#8221; Steel stood and did a little having-eyes dance, which Mucker ignored. Mucker tried hard to pass out drunk again, but he was neither tired nor drunk. Steel&#8217;s dance turned into an impromptu gospel song, which he sung repeating his words. &#8220;Bottles all ovuh, hallelujah! Only Jaysus can pick up aftuh me! Oh Lord hallelujah! Lord gimme strength to see! With eyes of knowin&#8217;!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/13\/steel-and-the-whiteboy-skater\/\">Steel &amp; the Whiteboy Skater<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bottles all ovuh, hallelujah! Only Jaysus can pick up aftuh me! Oh Lord hallelujah! Lord gimme strength to see! With eyes of knowin&#8217;!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,795,697,1155],"tags":[272,880,1157,811,1158],"places":[],"class_list":["post-3276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-mucker-talleus","category-winston-steel","category-winston-steel-explains-it-all","tag-alcoholism","tag-drunkenness","tag-jesus","tag-religion","tag-sight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3304,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions\/3304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=3276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}