{"id":3212,"date":"2026-04-01T09:18:05","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T09:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=3212"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","slug":"yo-daddy-was-listening-to-some-nutty-butter-rap-when-he-put-a-baby-in-yo-mama-so-you-end-up-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/01\/yo-daddy-was-listening-to-some-nutty-butter-rap-when-he-put-a-baby-in-yo-mama-so-you-end-up-short\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo&#8217; daddy was listening to some nutty-butter rap when he put a baby in yo&#8217; mama, so you end up short"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-513 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper.png 512w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 85vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Luckily, Thumper heard a song on the TuneBleed that he curled his lip at, and he couldn&#8217;t resist mouthing off about music nowadays and how it made him wanna crawl in a cave and cut his ears off. That nigga be listening to Lionel Richie and shit. Prince. Some nigga named &#8220;Eric B&#8221; and some other one-name nigga &#8220;Rakim&#8221;. Michael fucking Jackson &#8212; not even proper Michael Jackson, Thumper listened to the Jackson Five! What kinda granddaddy nonsense was that?! Deon ain&#8217;t wanna get his goat going, so he kept quiet, he just let that old fool harangue the Lil Nas X song on the TuneBleed.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-9.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-175 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-9.png 512w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-9-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 85vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;I like music. I like propuh music, nigga, not some pisspuffin smackin&#8217; his lips like a retard, whisper-rappin&#8217;, shit, goddamn, makes my dick shrink\u2026&#8221; Thumper looked Deon up and down. &#8220;Bet that&#8217;s what happened to you. Yo&#8217; daddy was listening to some nutty-butter rap when he put a baby in yo&#8217; mama, so you end up short. If he was listenin&#8217; to proper music, you&#8217;d be my size.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/14\/thumper-the-mover\/\">Thumper the Mover<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luckily, Thumper heard a song on the TuneBleed that he curled his lip at, and he couldn&#8217;t resist mouthing off about music nowadays and how it made him wanna crawl in a cave and cut his ears off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,1051,693],"tags":[1076,1053,1074,1052,1056],"places":[],"class_list":["post-3212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-thumper-music-criticism-and-analysis","category-thumper-white","tag-height","tag-hip-hop","tag-michael-jackson","tag-music","tag-rb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3213,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions\/3213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3212"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=3212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}