{"id":3206,"date":"2026-04-01T09:10:12","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T09:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=3206"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","slug":"the-kinda-music-faeries-might-make-if-they-was-smoking-crack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/01\/the-kinda-music-faeries-might-make-if-they-was-smoking-crack\/","title":{"rendered":"The kinda music faeries might make if they was smoking crack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper2-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-530 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper2-1.png 512w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper2-1-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 85vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The music &#8212; picked by her &#8212; made his ears wrinkle. It was a out-of-breath woman huffing like a fat dragon alongside bells and whales and gales of webby twinkles, like the kinda music faeries might make if they was smoking crack. Something, Thumper thunk, done gone wrong in music. They oughta just rewind it to thirty-four years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/14\/thumper-the-booty-bandit\/\">Thumper the Booty Bandit<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something, Thumper thunk, done gone wrong in music. They oughta just rewind it to thirty-four years ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,1051,693],"tags":[1073,1052],"places":[],"class_list":["post-3206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-thumper-music-criticism-and-analysis","category-thumper-white","tag-fairies","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3756,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions\/3756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3206"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=3206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}