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Thumper clasped Steel on the back. “We gots a debate goin’. Does gettin’ head from yo’ female constipate sin?Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh. Nice tits.”
Steel nodded. “I say it’s a sin, but Thumper think blowjobs ain’t mentioned in the Bible.”
“Nah, if she got nice tits, it’s okay,” Thumper said.
Officer Drybones nodded. “Oh, no, no, that — oral sex, I mean — it constitutes sin. It’s fornication.” He ain’t notice the niggas carrying in boxes of contraband behind him. “God does command us to maintain our bodily integrity against the forces of spiritual corruption.”
“What if she Puerto Rican, does that count?”
“Nah, Puerto Rican bitches ain’t in the Bible,” Thumper said. He smacked one hand on the palm of the other. “I done read the whole thing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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