{"id":2983,"date":"2026-03-31T14:54:31","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T14:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=2983"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:14:11","slug":"2983","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/31\/2983\/","title":{"rendered":"Tits is nice nowadays!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-11.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2290 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-11.png 576w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Thumper-11-169x300.png 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 85vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Men gonna be paw-paw yumming all over her in that thing. Thumper snuck peeks at her pair in the mirror. They was jiggling up and down like untrained seals.<br>Tits is nice nowadays! The real ones anyway. Sweet as glazed ham! Lotta &#8217;em was fake though. Miriam&#8217;s daddy owned a strip club, Lipsweet, where Thumper worked the door. The bitches there got fake ones, mosta &#8217;em. The fake ones don&#8217;t jiggle right, they move like robots executing a jiggle maneuver. Real ones just jiggle. Miriam got real ones. Tits like a summer night.<\/em><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/13\/thumper-the-bodyguard\/\">Thumper the Bodyguard<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men gonna be paw-paw yumming all over her in that thing. Thumper snuck peeks at her pair in the mirror. They was jiggling up and down like untrained seals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2313,660,785,693],"tags":[850,857,1574,1177,855,1770,858],"places":[],"class_list":["post-2983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-pages","category-miriam-gregarian","category-on_the_female_form","category-thumper-white","tag-breasts","tag-jiggling","tag-mirrors","tag-robots","tag-seals","tag-strip-clubs","tag-summer-nights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2983"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2988,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions\/2988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2983"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=2983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}