{"id":1843,"date":"2026-03-14T04:14:15","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T04:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2026-04-05T04:20:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T04:20:05","slug":"thumper-the-booty-bandit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/14\/thumper-the-booty-bandit\/","title":{"rendered":"Thumper the Booty Bandit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Thumper is outta prison after thirty-four long years, and he’s learned a thing or two about getting down and dirty without any women around! That puts him on a collision course with some of the toughest alphas, raunchiest deadbeats and soon-to-be submissive losers in Baltimore, each of whom is about to learn that when this ex-con wants to get his rocks off, he doesn’t take no for an answer.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He gets involved in the manliest of adventures, with a mouthy young coke dealer, an aryan trustee, a college jock and so much more! Thumper’s ready for the rough ride of his life!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Read it now for free from Smashwords!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or read it for free on this website!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter One: The Old Head<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Two: Still Whistlin’<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Three: On the Systemic Racism of the So-Called “Road” and Its Origins in Patriarchal Patterns of Oppression<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Four: Debt<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Five: Crossing the Bridge<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Six: The Sauciest Noodle<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Seven: Nights of Long Love<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Eight: Hazing<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Nine: The Trustee<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Ten: Missus<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chapter Eleven: Whitey<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thumper is outta prison after thirty-four long years, and he’s learned a thing or two about getting down and dirty without any women around! That puts him on a collision course with some of the toughest alphas, raunchiest deadbeats and soon-to-be submissive losers in Baltimore, each of whom is about to learn that when this … Continue reading “Thumper the Booty Bandit”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3697,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2314,280,764,693],"tags":[1557,1902,1920,1897,1995,2015,1889,1839,1736],"places":[],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-book-pages","category-forceful-alphas","category-lipsweet-of-baltimore","category-thumper-white","tag-book-pages","tag-featuring-black-men","tag-featuring-ex-cons","tag-featuring-gangbangers","tag-featuring-inmates","tag-featuring-old-heads","tag-featuring-thugs","tag-getting-released-from-prison","tag-in-a-prison"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3711,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/3711"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}